CatsLikePIE
Language learning app for Indo-European languages where you roleplay about things you actually care about. Finally, learn French while discussing finance instead of asking where the library is for the 47th time.
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Active Projects & Ongoing Endeavors
AI Engineering Firm
PhD-level AI engineering consultancy. RAG pipelines, AI agents, GenAI testing for enterprise.
Corporate Communication
Intelligence layer for business communication. Routes calls, emails, and chats instantly.
Language Learning
Acquire languages through text roleplay. Advanced content from day one.
Emerging Markets
US investor exposure to emerging economies. AI-driven small business funding.
Language learning app for Indo-European languages where you roleplay about things you actually care about. Finally, learn French while discussing finance instead of asking where the library is for the 47th time.
Global micro-lending platform helping US investors fund small businesses worldwide. Making the world more equitable one loan at a time—capitalism with a conscience and surprisingly decent returns.
AI platform that makes corporate communication actually intelligent. Routes chats, calls, and emails so customers talk to the right human (or bot) the first time. Uniform brand voice without the 47-page style guide nobody reads.
One dashboard to rule them all. Complete organizational intelligence in a single view so executives can stop pretending they understand the 15 different analytics tools they're paying for.
Logistics platform that unifies all your scattered data and lets you generate reports by just asking nicely. Like having a personal analyst, except it doesn't need coffee breaks or vacation days.
An AI platform that finds your junk a better home than a landfill. Urban mining, second-hand markets, carbon credits—all the buzzwords that make environmentalists swipe right.
The AI that tells publishers which wall to throw content at. Market research, trend insights, and quality metrics. Like a crystal ball, except it runs on code instead of mystical hand-waving.
For people who know they should network but would rather watch paint dry. AI-powered networking event discovery that works around your "busy schedule."
AI that analyzes industrial equipment sales. Sounds boring. Saves millions. Holiday parties serve the good champagne.
Helps business owners sell without getting screwed over. Valuation tools that don't require an MBA to understand.
Makes utility pricing less painful than explaining crypto to your grandparents. Prevents billing errors and customer service rage incidents.
Dating app logic for jobs. Matches candidates using actual data instead of the "reminds me of me" hiring approach.
Dating app that pushes people to meet in real life before investing a therapy session's worth of message exchanges.
Yes, I named a company after myself. I have a lot of fun building complex AI systems for large enterprises here.
Virtual senior center proving your grandparents can absolutely destroy you in online bingo. Created with Kent OH Dept of Health during that time we all pretended homes were offices.
Visual debugging tool for servo motors that made robotics engineers do little chef-kiss gestures. Robot MRI scanner, essentially.
Taught computers to see better. Won second place at KSU 3M Presentation. Would've been first if the winners hadn't brought backflipping robots. Still bitter.
Knee rehabilitation device from KSU Fashiontech Hackathon. Less effective than surgery, more effective than "walking it off"—the sweet spot.
Won first place at Global Cleveland by "discovering" women's clothing needs functional pockets. Male judges were blown away. Women rolled their eyes in solidarity.
Radio show where I pretended to know about music. Listenership peaked at dozens. My mom still has recordings (concerning blackmail material).
Fancy way of saying "we tried to make GPS not send you into a lake." KSU Big Data Analytics Lab.
Promised to reduce stress about people but gave you tech-related stress instead. Presented to a room primarily there for free cookies.
AI that tells if academic papers are CS or philosophy. Key indicator: frequency of "paradigm." Shazam for research papers.